The love of a dog is unconditional. At least, that’s what my friends who have dogs tell me. You see evidence of this sentiment all over, though, am I right? Bumperstickers that say, “Be the person your dog thinks you are,” etc., etc.
Well, in Inu mo Akurekeba / Man’s Best Friend our hero, Ukyo, gets to discover just how awesome it is to be loved by a dog.
And, yeah, I know what you’re thinking, but, actually, this story is really sweet.
This is another one I picked up at Quatrefoil. I actually remember thumbing through it in the used section of Barnes & Nobel, many years ago, before I really understood my deep and unabated love for yaoi.
What is weirdly awesome about the title story (because this is actually another story collection), is that, even though Kuro is able to shapeshift into the hotty on the cover, he is actually a dog.
The dog has been praying to the moon, every night, to be able to meet his beloved, Ukyo. One day it happens. Kuro, a stray, is being picked on by some kids, and Ukyo rescues him and takes him home. When he gets excited, he transforms into a human:
He still keeps his ears and tail, though, like you do.
And then you know, there’s a lot of licking and excited sex, and, I swear, despite how that sounds, it’s actually a really sweet story. Ukyo tries to keep Kuro’s magical nature a secret, but the problem is….well, you know dogs, right? You say, “Kuro! Let’s go for a walk!” and suddenly you have a six foot one naked man with a tail who really really wants to go for a walk, but who isn’t really sure how these two-legs creatures do that two-legged thing.
It’s stupidly adorable.
If you can get over the fact that this is basically a dog, it’s plenty sexy, too. I mean, they go for it ALL THE TIME. I guess, you know, like a dog would.
The next two chapters, “Summer’s Here Again” and “Pinpoint Lovers” about two thoroughly human childhood friends, Kasumi and Kentaro. When Kasumi had to move away, Kentaro made a promise to wait for him… only, apparently, he thought Kasumi was a girl. So, when Kasumi shows back up in town Kentaro is in for a shock.
He gets over it pretty quickly, though.
What I like about this one, though, is that the two guys spend time becoming friends again. We get a kind of relationship montage, where it’s clear they’re spending the summer just doing things together and Kentaro is realizing that maybe there’s a different reason why he’s jealous of all the female attention Kasumi gets. Like, maybe he doesn’t want the girls, so much as he wants the guy. So, one night when they’re reminiscing, Kentaro makes a move.
They have a brief moment of, “oh, oops, I slept with you and maybe that wasn’t cool” where they then avoid each other for the rest of summer, until Kentaro gets wind of the fact that Kasumi is cutting his vacation short. Kentaro rushes to make his love confession and we get to more sex and a HEA.
Though the next chapter shows the downsides of trying to have a long distance relationship… this one is also, ultimately, very sweet.
The last chapter is probably the weirdest one, “Princess Goldfish,” in which a guy rescues a goldfish from being tossed aside, after having been won at a fair.
Did your county fairs do this? Ours did. You could win a goldfish in a plastic bag, if you got the pingpong ball to balance on some glass or something. It was actually a fairly easy game to win, and I must have murdered more than my share of goldfish, because who has an aquarium waiting at home? It’s interesting how universal this is between cultures.
At any rate, this guy overhears some kids wondering what they’re going to do with the goldfish and they basically say, “I dunno, I guess I might as well dump it now,” and our hero rushes in and saves the fish.
Who, later that night, turns into a naked boy and… yeah.
I mean it’s kind of classic right? The hero gets a reward for acting kindly towards [fill in the blank].
Except, magical goldfish….????
Eh, it was a fast read, and maybe was a dream? I dunno, I regret nothing.
Would I recommend it? I would, but hesitantly. I think if you have an Ah-What-The-Hell casual attitude towards shape-shifting/beast stories, you could find some humor and sweetness, particularly in the dog stories–though the childhood friend story was mainstream yaoi, so there is that, if nothing else. The sex was plentiful, but was never in the category of super-hot, for me. So take that as you will.